computersloth:

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

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leafcrunch:

*enters my own password* i’m in

(via guy)

tumbl-sloth:

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riotrubyriot:

@ porn blogs who keep following me

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perrfectly:

“When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.”

— Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life (via perrfectly)

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lynchbrothers:

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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paekistan:

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

(via hotboyproblems)